An Aisle For Those Who Don't Like Tap Water
Aisle nine--
Bottles and boxes of
Cool refreshing
Drinks. At the
End is water, shelves over-
Flowing with blue,
Garnished in green, lavender, red, yellow, and a
Healthy flesh pink that Evian hints at being able to
Induce in my own
Junk-food-and-soda-intoxicated skin.
Keepin' it healthy here, boss, I promise. A religion of
Luminous blue bottles of Aquafina
Meditate liter by liter in
Neat little glowing blue rows, waving me to join worship.
On the third shelf, oddly mirroring the Diet
Pepsi 12-packs just across the way, water in boxes to trick a
Quick anorexic teen shopper or occupied mother
Running in to the
Store for some calorie-defying soda and finding it
To be not so.
Ugly Dannon bottles hide in masses behind plastic 6-packs.
Veering along the top shelf is a school bus of fluorinated
Water that Dannon sells by kid sized 8-packs, about to crash into
X-quisite glass bottles of mineral water,
Yawning deep and proud along the top shelf. Minerals must give
Zest for the water connoisseur. Me? I prefer tap water.
Aisle nine--
Bottles and boxes of
Cool refreshing
Drinks. At the
End is water, shelves over-
Flowing with blue,
Garnished in green, lavender, red, yellow, and a
Healthy flesh pink that Evian hints at being able to
Induce in my own
Junk-food-and-soda-intoxicated skin.
Keepin' it healthy here, boss, I promise. A religion of
Luminous blue bottles of Aquafina
Meditate liter by liter in
Neat little glowing blue rows, waving me to join worship.
On the third shelf, oddly mirroring the Diet
Pepsi 12-packs just across the way, water in boxes to trick a
Quick anorexic teen shopper or occupied mother
Running in to the
Store for some calorie-defying soda and finding it
To be not so.
Ugly Dannon bottles hide in masses behind plastic 6-packs.
Veering along the top shelf is a school bus of fluorinated
Water that Dannon sells by kid sized 8-packs, about to crash into
X-quisite glass bottles of mineral water,
Yawning deep and proud along the top shelf. Minerals must give
Zest for the water connoisseur. Me? I prefer tap water.
